What I'm thinking right now...

• eBay sellers that list items with ridiculously high shipping (as in "oooh, look! I found those socks I've been dying to buy in an auction soon to end for only $2.00. Wait - the shipping is $13?) should be banned from the site - a serious waste of time and joy
• Why does someone always walk into the previously deserted locker room just as I begin to change into my sport bra?
• Does anyone else's dog manage to lose his/her entire set of tags multiple times a year?